Bark4Beer Dog Collar

As much as we hate to admit it, teaching a dog to fetch you a beer is a lost cause. Tennis ball, frisbee, newspaper--sure. But booze? Probably not. You can, however, help someone turn their dog into a mobile bottle opener w... Read More

$20

The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spetaculary Stupid Remarks by Margaret McGuire

This is a literary monument to all those fist-pumpers, collar-poppers, and trucker hat-wearers out there who opened their mouths and douchebaggery came out. It explores the witticisms of many types of the species, such as M... Read More

$10

Genesis Soda Starter Kit

For those who own every kitchen appliance ever invented--the juicers, the dehydrators, the rice cookers and yogurt makers--here is a fun one we bet they don't have. The Genesis SodaStream Starter Kit has everything you need... Read More

$109

Republic Bikes

Republic's cute bikes come in as many customizable color combinations as there are personality types to suit them. Girly-girl? Get her a pink bike with white accents. Adventurous, outdoors-y type? Get her a bike with a wasa... Read More

$399

Lovejoy Vodka

Designer by day, party-loving lush by night. Sound like anyone you know? Then this hand-crafted, small-batch vodka's for them. When sober, recipients will appreciate the distinctive, design-conscious label. When drinking, t... Read More

$25

Gut Oggau Wine

We know wine has different characters, but Gut Oggau takes that idea to a whole other level. This Austrian winemaker has created an entire family of wines, complete with names, faces, and personality descriptions that corre... Read More

$28

Brass Knuckles Mug

They say that it doesn't matter how much money you have, you can't buy respect or street cred--and we imagine that must be frustrating for some people (ahem, Spencer Pratt). However, you can buy someone the illusion with th... Read More

$21

High Velocity Folding Slingshot

There is a real art to social climbing. You have to to figure out who you need to suck up to and, more importantly, who to take out on your ascent to the top. So how better to instill a sense of killer aim in trust-funded t... Read More

$9

Promises Treatment Centers

Know a wannabe socialite who would love the chance hobnob with a bunch of big-league Page Sixers? Send 'em to Promises! Many a celebrity have been treated for "exhaustion" here (Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have both pa... Read More

$8,855

The Official Filthy Rich Handbook

Teach the nouveau riche the ropes of being wealthy enough to buy several small countries by giving them this book. Authored by Radar magazine cofounder Christopher Tennant, it's full of helpful tips on doing rich the right ... Read More

$5

Heavy Metal Plasteramic Toy Watch

Everybody loves a good merger: Exxon-Mobile, Dinsey-Pixar, LVMH. So get tycoons-in-training this ToyWatch, in which two of the company's best-selling styles (The Heavy Metal and Plasteramic) converge. Just looking at it wil... Read More

$335

Dumb Blonde's Tape Measure

We'll let you in on a secret: This tape was developed by some of the world's top industrial designers specifically for Paris Hilton, who recently decided to renovate one of her 23 walk-in closets and insisted on taking the ... Read More

$5

Mulberry Oversized Alexa Bag

For your on-the-go socialite, this must-have spring bag is both stylish and big enough to fit all of life's essentials: library of credit cards, iPhone, makeup bag, the latest copy of Vogue, spare pair of Jimmy Choos, teacu... Read More

$1,595

Square Up

Square Up makes it easy for someone with less than no business experience to run a retail operation. It attaches to any device with an audio input jack, accepts payment cards without contracts or monthly fees, and can email... Read More

$1

Louis Vuitton Petanque Game

Petanque, once reserved for the aged and French, is made over for the moneyed and label-obsessed, thanks to LV. Gift to a frequenter of the Hamptons. It'll be just the thing to while away the few hours between hitting the b... Read More

$2,450

Dr. Seuss Goes to War- The World War II Editorial Cartoons of Theodor Seuss Geisel

Imagine an an ageing millionairess--her business safely entrusted to eager Ivy League alums, her children now middle-aged and busy working their way through a string of failed marriages. So what do you buy her to relieve so... Read More

$14

24K Gold Plated MacBook Pro with Diamond Studded Logo

Some people believe that if you got it, flaunt it. And we can't think of a better way to flaunt the contents of your bank account than by toting one of these 24k gold-plated, diamond-encrusted MacBook Pros around. Plus, it'... Read More

$1,500

FlourGirl Desserts

Sometimes you want green tea and ginger-infused gelato for dessert, and sometimes you just want a chocolate chip cookie. Luckily, FlourGirl is versatile enough to handle an array of cravings. The company offers a variety of... Read More

$20

Everything Bagel Spice

The everything bagel is truly a culinary masterpiece. And now, the seasoning that makes this bagel special is available in bottle format, so you can put it on whatever you want. From scrambled eggs to chicken to potat... Read More

$5

Color-Changing Umbrella

Rain sucks. It ruins your shoes, frizzes your hair, and makes you regret you haven't moved to a dry and sunny place yet. But there is one way to brighten up someone's rainy day (or, at least, make it more surreal): gift thi... Read More

$38

Poolside Pong

Help someone give new meaning to the phrase "pool party" with this inflatable beer pong table. It's over six feet long, and includes regulation set-up (with deep cup holders), anchor hooks, and carry case. Think of it as a ... Read More

$43

Texts From Last Night by Lauren Leto and Ben Bator

Everyone's done it--sent a text detailing a night of debauchery (or sent a text during a night of debauchery, and don't remember it the next morning). But if you have friends who happen to do it more often than others, gift... Read More

$11

Pamela Love Dagger Rosary Necklace

We thought rosaries were for well-behaved, church-going gals. But not any more, thanks to Pamela Love. This bitchin' rosary has silver skull beads and a dagger instead of a cross. Perfect for good girls gone bad. Read More

$225

The Tao of Wu by The RZA

Fans of the Wu-Tang Clan and RZA will appreciate this book, which is part spiritual guide, part memoir. RZA imparts his unique outlook on life, and touches on a variety of subjects, from Eastern religion, to chess, to kung ... Read More

$17

Why Babies Cry Analyzer

Babies only have one way in which to express any emotion that isn't entirely positive: to cry and cry and cry. And parents have no real way to tell why their kid is boo-hooing...until now. This baby monitor's advanced frequ... Read More

$72

Girls Can Tell Coasters

Did you pay attention in high school science class? Nah, we didn't either. So give anyone who needs remedial anatomy lessons Girls Can Tell Coasters. They feature diagrams of things you "studied" in biology class (a human b... Read More

$14

Butch Bakery ButchBox

We love cupcakes, but sometimes we wish they didn't always look like they were made specially for our five-year-old niece's imaginary tea party. Luckily, Butch Bakery leaves the pastel sugar and frosting roses behind to mak... Read More

$48

Macha Jewelry Palmer Signet Ring

Just because your girlfriend likes all things retro doesn't mean she lacks a taste for luxury. Which is why you should give her Macha's Palmer Ring. It's a 9 karat gold vintage signet ring that's been given a makeover with ... Read More

$1,300

United Bamboo Limited Edition Cat Calendar

We know cat calendars are normally right up there with screen-printed sweatshirts and teased bangs in terms of cool factor, but this particular one is awesome. For real. Why? All the felines featured are dressed in mini-ver... Read More

$25

Assholeology - The Science of Getting Your Way and Getting Away With It, by Steven B. Green, Dennis LaValle, and Chris Illuminati

Yeah, you think being an asshole is easy. Just utter a few choice un-PC phrases in public and you're set, right? Wrong. Being a real asshole is an art form, and, as with everything else in life, practice makes perfect. So i... Read More

$10