LightHeaded Lamps

When most people finish with a liquor bottle, they chuck it in the recycling with the other empties and hope nobody accuses them of having Ireland over to party. But empty bottles can be used for a good cause, as proved by ... Read More

$30

Chocolate Weapons

Sure, guys like sweets, but that doesn't mean you're going to present your boyfriend with candy hearts or a chocolate rose on Valentine's Day, right? Instead, gift this chocolate, which comes in the shape of a gun, a grenad... Read More

$13

Retro Headset for iPhone

Remember when phones where so big they had keys you didn't need a microscope to see? Had to be plugged into a wall? Could cause bodily harm if you needed them to? Well, you can help a nostalgic friend get back to the good o... Read More

$35

Absinthe Floss

For those who love to party the night away and, accordingly, hate getting up in the morning, gift Absinthe floss. Though users won't experience any of the effects of Absinthe, they will get to enjoy its traditional anise fl... Read More

$6

Jackass: The Lost Tapes

Know someone who just cannot get enough of Johnny Knoxville and his band of deviants? Gift this DVD, which contains previously unaired golden moments and crazy stunts with names like Unicycle Poo Barf and Fast Food Football... Read More

$13

School Life Trophy

For all your friends who never won any awards at school, gift School Life Trophies. They come with six interchangeable, magnetic plaques, like “Worst Attendance,” “Biggest Gossip,” and “#1 Wann... Read More

$21

Bacon Soap

Not just for butchers, this marbled bacon soap leaves you clean and smelling like a greasy-spoon diner. The soap, which captures the aroma of bacon frying in a pan, comes in a vintage-looking tin labeled "Bacon Soap." You k... Read More

$7

Glass Tank

Refilling your glass at a party is a pain—you have to take a break from conversations, give up your spot on the sofa, and, worst of all, you won’t be able to continue drinking until you have fulfilled your missi... Read More

$339

Beer Soap

Thanks to this soap, guys can actually bathe in beer. It's made out of simple, natural ingredients, with the unique addition of different kinds of brew—like Red Stripe, Sam Adams, and Newcastle. But don’t worry.... Read More

$5

To-Do Tattoos

You can drown disorganized friends in gifts of calendars and day-planners, but the truth is, they’ll probably just keep on scrawling reminders on their hands. So why don’t you just accept your fri... Read More

$6

Patron Saints Action Figures

Have friends with a tendency to overdo it at happy hour? No longer do they have to worship the Porcelain God—gift them St. Vivian, Patron Saint of Hangovers. She’ll take care of ‘em. And there are a ... Read More

$7

Poof Deodorizer

A product whose tagline reads “Changing the way you do your business, one drop at a time” is way too good to pass up. This liquid deodorizer is meant to be a sort of preemptive strike, placing a few drops into t... Read More

$15

Wildlife of London Tea Towel

Thanks to this tea towel, recipients can clean up with the help of some of London’s dirtiest inhabitants—the “wildlife.” According to this, in addition to cockroaches and feral pigeons (just like New... Read More

$30

Last Exit to Nowhere Shirts

These shirts promote the most famous companies and locations never to exist in real life—like Genco Olive Oil from The Godfather, Lacuna Industries from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Amity Island from Jaw... Read More

$35

Pop-Up Book of Phobias

Want to help friends get over their deepest fears? Gift this hilarious book, which has pop-up illustrations of common phobias like acrophobia (fear of heights), dentophobia (fear of dentists), and arachnophobia (c’mon... Read More

$20

Smart Mass

What if Silly Putty grew up and decided to pursue a Ph.D. in Astrophysics at M.I.T.? The result would be Smart Mass—the thinking man’s Silly Putty. It can stretch, bounce, drip ominously from ceilings, lift comi... Read More

$10

Tabasco Personalized Gallon Jug

There’s an easy way to spice up a gift: Give hot sauce. Lots of it. Tabasco super-sized their mini bottles with huge gallon jugs. Choose one of five tastebud-kicking flavors (original, chipotle, garlic, green or haban... Read More

$45

Plushkill Forest Moostake

We love this company as much for its dark sense of humor as its pathetically adorable wall hangings. The moose you see here is rumored to have been conceived by accident; most likely the product of an alcoholic business moo... Read More

$80

Banpresto Facebank

If you've shopped around for something that resembles an animated monkey suspended in a carbonite prison with an appetite for loose change, you have probably been very frustrated. Well your luck is about to change (pu... Read More

$80

The Ninja Handbook by Douglas Sarine and Kent Nichols

Don't lie. There are times when you kinda wished you were a ninja. You know, super-stealthy moves, black mask, throwing stars -- the whole deal. And you're probably not alone. So gift this book to others you suspect spend t... Read More

$11

Terrorist Teapot

Sure, guys drink tea. But they're certainly not going to make it in a pot that looks like it’s all set for a tea party with Barbie and Giggles the teddy bear. That's why Terrorist Teapot is great -- the malevolent eye... Read More

$39

Heroin and Cocaine Salt and Pepper Shakers

We know salt and pepper are supposed to add kick to a meal, but do they, really? Everybody has salt and pepper shakers on their table -- not exactly rare breeds, are they? So spice up your meal with heroin and cocaine, inst... Read More

$195

X-posed X-Ray Bag

Need a way to make runs to the local deli for the essentials more interesting? Use this tote, printed with a fake x-ray of what's inside: a baguette, salad dressing, bagles, a gun, brass knuckles... Ok, it might not make th... Read More

$12

Mass Historia: 365 Days of Historical Facts and (Mostly) Fictions by Chris Regan

You may know that on January 7, 1953, President Harry Truman announced that the United States has a hydrogen bomb. But were you aware that it was also the last day in history that a U.S. president displayed some knowledge o... Read More

$17

Donnie Darko Frank the Bunny Talking Action Figure

Most toy bunnies are cute and fluffy, or come in Easter baskets. But this is a bunny of a different, darker color -- because it’s Frank the talking bunny from Donnie Darko. You won’t find him lounging in a pile ... Read More

$41

Sentimental Journeys

Everyone has a brutally honest friend. You know, the ones who will answer “yes” without hesitation when you ask if your outfit makes you look fat, or if you did anything really stupid when you were drunk last ni... Read More

$3

Cocktail Chemistry Set

Every time we hear someone say “Science is Fun,” we shudder at the memory of high school chemistry class, knowing whoever uttered that phrase is full of crap. There was, however, one crucial element missing that... Read More

$32

Tristan Zimmerman Park Planters

If you know people who have recently surrendered their urban lives for the comfort and space that the ‘burbs afford, gift Tristan Zimmerman’s park planters to remind them of exactly what they are missing. Each o... Read More

$99

Mr. Jones "The Accurate" Watch

This is the most accurate watch money can buy. Why? Because, unlike some modern watches which claim to be able to read barometric pressure, the likelihood of seismic events, alien life on other planets, etc., this one keeps... Read More

$115

Giant Plush Microbes

These cute and cuddlies are actually microbes blown up to 1,000,000 times their normal size and recreated in plush. And they come in every disease, infection, and body cell imaginable, for endless creative gifting possibili... Read More

$8