You know the bachelor on your list subsists on a diet that is 80% cereal, right? That is an official statistic from the government or something. We could list a hundred things wrong with cereal boxes, but we’ll let these three suffice: 1. They invite humidity and staleness into your crispy cereal. 2. They make roaches and ants laugh as they infiltrate the weak defense of their plunder. 3. They look stupid compared to a cool dispenser. The solution is obvious: Buy your bachelor friend a cool dispenser. Or two!