There are so many phrases we can think of to write on these adorable little chalkboard wine tags adorned with 100% wool flowers, like "let's get drunk," for the party girl best friend or "Mother's Milk," for...well, your other party girl best friend. We also like "I love you berry much," for the cutesy girlfriend who indulges in baby talk. But our favorite? "Message outside a bottle." Gift that one to the person who may already be a bit tipsy. Depending on how drunk they are, it'll either confuse them or make them laugh, which are both satisfying results.