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The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spetaculary Stupid Remarks by Margaret McGuire

The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spetaculary Stupid Remarks by Margaret McGuire
posted Mar 06th 2010 at 01:00 AM

This is a literary monument to all those fist-pumpers, collar-poppers, and trucker hat-wearers out there who opened their mouths and douchebaggery came out. It explores the witticisms of many types of the species, such as Music Douchebags (John Mayer), '80s Douchebags (David Hasslehoff), CEO Douchebags (Dov Charney), and more. Something for everyone!

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