The new reality show High Society starring Tinsley Mortimer premieres this week! You may think Tinsley and her socialite co-stars have everything they could possibly want in the world. But here are some items we desperately want them to own.

High Society Gift Guide

The Official Filthy Rich Handbook

Teach the nouveau riche the ropes of being wealthy enough to buy several small countries by giving them this book. Authored by Radar magazine cofounder Christopher... More

Heavy Metal Plasteramic Toy Watch

Everybody loves a good merger: Exxon-Mobile, Dinsey-Pixar, LVMH. So get tycoons-in-training this ToyWatch, in which two of the company's best-selling styles (The... More

Dr. Seuss Goes to War- The World...

Imagine an an ageing millionairess--her business safely entrusted to eager Ivy League alums, her children now middle-aged and busy working their way through a... More

Square Up

Square Up makes it easy for someone with less than no business experience to run a retail operation. It attaches to any device with an audio input jack, accepts payment cards... More

Dumb Blonde's Tape Measure

We'll let you in on a secret: This tape was developed by some of the world's top industrial designers specifically for Paris Hilton, who recently decided to... More

Mulberry Oversized Alexa Bag

For your on-the-go socialite, this must-have spring bag is both stylish and big enough to fit all of life's essentials: library of credit cards, iPhone, makeup bag,... More

High Velocity Folding Slingshot

There is a real art to social climbing. You have to to figure out who you need to suck up to and, more importantly, who to take out on your ascent to the top. So how better... More

Brass Knuckles Mug

They say that it doesn't matter how much money you have, you can't buy respect or street cred--and we imagine that must be frustrating for some people (ahem,... More

Louis Vuitton Petanque Game

Petanque, once reserved for the aged and French, is made over for the moneyed and label-obsessed, thanks to LV. Gift to a frequenter of the Hamptons. It'll be just the thing to... More

24K Gold Plated MacBook Pro with...

Some people believe that if you got it, flaunt it. And we can't think of a better way to flaunt the contents of your bank account than by toting one of these 24k gold-plated,... More

Promises Treatment Centers

Know a wannabe socialite who would love the chance hobnob with a bunch of big-league Page Sixers? Send 'em to Promises! Many a celebrity have been treated for "exhaustion"... More

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