England's most famous (and only?) virtual band is back with an über funky new album, featuring an eclectic group of collaborators including Mos Def, Lou Reed, De La Soul, and The National Orchestra for Arabic Music. Even those suffering from the most severe cases of music ADD will want to listen to the whole album over and over again.

We know that jewelry can seem like a frivolous luxury to some, which is why we suggest gifting B-Side's Gun Reclamation Project jewelry. It looks cool, and for every piece sold a contribution will be made to the NYC Gun Buy-Back Program (the D.A.'s office and the NYPD partner with local churches to offer bank cards for any firearm turned in at one of their events). The recipient can look fashionable, and the giver can feel good about the money spent. Remember kids, make jewelry, not war.

As much as we hate to admit it, teaching a dog to fetch you a beer is a lost cause. Tennis ball, frisbee, newspaper--sure. But booze? Probably not. You can, however, help someone turn their dog into a mobile bottle opener with the Bark4Beer dog collar. It's got an opener attached to the collar that's retractable, which means the owner won't even have to get up to use it, as long as the pooch is within arm's reach. Another step toward sublime inertia.

This is a literary monument to all those fist-pumpers, collar-poppers, and trucker hat-wearers out there who opened their mouths and douchebaggery came out. It explores the witticisms of many types of the species, such as Music Douchebags (John Mayer), '80s Douchebags (David Hasslehoff), CEO Douchebags (Dov Charney), and more. Something for everyone!

Want to make someone smile? Gift ‘em an Emily Elizabeth necklace. They come with gold-plated, playful charms, like a saltine, “recession betty” bag of gold, or (our personal favorite) “Saved by the Bell” sunglasses.

Republic's cute bikes come in as many customizable color combinations as there are personality types to suit them. Girly-girl? Get her a pink bike with white accents. Adventurous, outdoors-y type? Get her a bike with a wasabi frame and yellow rims.

For those who own every kitchen appliance ever invented--the juicers, the dehydrators, the rice cookers and yogurt makers--here is a fun one we bet they don't have. The Genesis SodaStream Starter Kit has everything you need to make your own seltzer water and comes with two flavor packs (you can choose from a variety of flavors), so recipients can also make their own soda or tonic. Plus, SodaStream soda doesn't have any high-fructose corn syrup, so it's healthier than the regular kind. Like an old fashioned soda fountain, without the old fashioned calorie count.